Surviving the zombie cow apocalypse and other oddities

I’m sorry this episode is a day late but I’ve had rather an interesting 24 hours. As most of you know we live deep in rural Ireland and that means we are surrounded by fields. This being Ireland thas also means we are surrounded by cows. Lots of cows. Last night not long after midnight Charlie, our youngest dog, started barking. It was a proper alarm bark, not just ‘Oh, there’s a car on the road’ sort of bark. A quick glance outside and we realised we had about eight heifers milling around our front drive.

I ventured out to see what had happened and was surprised to see all the gates were closed and latched. Grabbing a large and reassuringly heavy tree branch I decided to check in the orchard though I couldn’t see how they had got in, down the steps and past the shed in the dark. Well, they had. My trusty head torch gave out half way up the steps and I stumbled along in the dark. As I reached the gate another cow loomed out of the lane and began to scramble over what was left of a part of our wall. Shouting and waving the branch persuaded it to make off along the road, fortunately.

I know cows can be tricky and even a heifer is as tall as I am so I followed the cow down the road at a safe distance and opened the main gates from outside. The cows immediately made a dash for freedom and I beat a hasty retreat through the smaller gate and locked them out from the inside. We did try to contact the farmer but only managed to reach his voice mail. Shaken but relieved, it took us a while to settle down again.

The next morning I looked at our trail cameras and one of them had captured the escapees in the back field pressed up against our fence. Taken at 12.45 am, they look very disturbing with glowing eyes as they loom up against the fence. Truly zombie cows! Inspecting our orchard and drive we found a lot of hoof prints, some charming cowpats and the front wall much reduced in size. As we mused on how to secure the orchard on a Sunday there was another flurry of alarmed barking. Yes, they were out once more, this time several dozen at the front and ten or so at the back.

The farmer came out again and herded them back to the field, finally identifying a hole in the hedge they presumably used to escape. So, despite the creepy picture not so much zombie cows as Houdini cows at midnight.
I am waiting for our fence man to call me back as the gate in also now out of kilter and we need to secure the land urgently.

Apart from that bit of excitement we’ve had a fairly restful couple of weeks. The snow melted away and it got much milder very fast. This was good for some work around the gardens and Andy came last week and did a wonderful job clearing the overgrown front beds. I’d forgotten we had a path around there! Well, we have one again. We also did our regular log collections and I ventured around the wood path to see how it was looking.

Much to my surprise there was a large white bag lodged over the old log that has been home for various animals over the past few years. This was about 10 metres back from the path and behind the intentionally wild and overgrown section. Foolishly I decided to investigate, clipping brambles and struggling through heavy growth. I finally reached a large seed bag wedged in the log and dragged it back up the wood path. The whole thing took almost half an hour and I know now it was a mistake. My already weak shoulders are now very sore again so it’s back to the basic exercises for me.

We are forecast more snow later this week but the unseasonable warmth has accelerated some of the spring plants. There are tiny flowering violas in one pot, the daffodils are already appearing in places and primrose leaves are sprouting in the wood and garden. If we start to get flies again I will know the seasons are out of kilter!

Some evenings we watch some programmes from RTE, the Irish equivalent of the BBC. Last week there was a report on “Ear to the Ground” about a charity called “Free Trees Ireland”. Several times a year groups and individuals can apply for bundles of mixed saplings, all native trees. They donated 54,000 trees last time, an amazing achievement. We are looking into the scheme but I need to establish whether the numbers (5 minimum, 30 maximum) relate to bundles or individual trees. We have some clearer space and can clear more but I’m not sure we could cope with 50 trees in one go!

Well, that’s all for the start of the year from me. We are hoping for no more snow – or zombie cows. Thank you for reading. Your support means a great deal.

Stay warm, take care and I hope to see you again soon.

Jennie.

Rounding up the year in 1,000 words

It may be an arbitrary date, dividing one year from another, but the New Year is always a good time to remember and reflect. Despite this supposedly being a quiet time of life this last year has been very busy and a bit of a rollercoaster. Rounding up 2024 in 1,000 words is a rather daunting task but here goes anyway. Like every year there has been good and bad, old and new. We have made some new friends and got to know some others a lot better. As you may know from previous episodes, some of these friends helped to make our 40th anniversary a memorable occasion.

Although we remain stoically antisocial we have got out a bit more, beginning with the trip to Cork in February. I had a visit to Dublin in the early summer where I met up with my old friend Jon “Ginge” Moore for the first time in almost 30 years and had a chance to visit the wonderful EPIC museum. I also had a stall at the local farm, art and agricultural show where I met some new readers and a number of hopeful writers.

We’ve had some visitors too, repeat visits so we must be doing something right. Helen and Adrian and Noel stayed in the spring and summer and my niece Polly braved the storms just before Christmas. Christmas itself was a quiet time, most welcome as we settled down in our “snug” and just pleased ourselves. We had a tree though I didn’t get the outside lights done, due to a mixture of high winds in indolence. I can’t resist modeling my new coat for you all. Thank you Jacqui!

A lot of our efforts have gone into establishing and maintaining the wood and new orchard. We are hugely indebted to Fergus, Donal and Andy for all their help here. Bill built a large and very fine lean-to just inside the wood and now collecting and drying our logs is many times easier. No more fighting with a huge pile of chopped wood and hauling tarpaulins around. Quality of Life product for sure.

All of these projects are ongoing and will take our time and attention this next year. We hope to clear more of the wood, removing the remaining dead ash saplings. Hopefully we can add a few more trees to our new mini arboretum and up in the orchard we have pla. ns for a few more fruit trees. We also hope to actually harvest some of the raspberries ourselves this year. Last year the birds stripped the lot in one day. I’ve been clearing out and have a pile of old CDs, mainly unusable computer disks. We’re making a frame to go over the raspberries to hang them out as bird scarers. We won’t net the bushes as birds can get trapped and die in the nets.

The wildlife continues to both share and invade our house. We have an on-going battle with the acrobatic rat that will strip our bird food from the main feeder. He still tries to get to the hanging containers though I think has failed so far. In the spring we woke to find baby bats stuck in our shower – how the hell they got in we don’t know. We rescued them in a soft cloth and put them safely under cover until dusk when they flew away. The mice crept in to the boiler cupboard last winter and it took a month of traps and the occasional release to get them out. Well, they are back again. At least Mabel the feral/farm cat gets the occasional tasty (and poison free) snack.

Our biggest invasion was a wasp nest in the end roof. This appeared in early autumn and so we waited for them to die off, to no avail. In the end it took three visits from Rentokill to get them out and I still find the occasional large but very drowsy wasp in the kitchen. The hole they made in the wall will need to be filled before spring, as will another inviting gap in the top gable.

At the end of 2023 I had two falls, one from a ladder and the second on some ice. This caused problems with both my shoulders and I had some helpful physio for the worst one. Sadly the other has now deteriorated so I’m looking at more treatment in the new year. Apart from this we’ve been fairly healthy if a bit more tired than usual. This is despite the interventions of the utterly useless consultants who did little but make Jacqui much worse for a lot of the year. They don’t want to see us and we certainly don’t want to see them so we are working on restoring her health and mobility ourselves. It seems to be working, slowly but we will get there. I guess age is finally catching up with us. Why is that always a surprise?

Ireland remains increasingly wet and once more the summer was something of a disappointment. When the weather is fine however it can be stunningly beautiful. It rarely snows here though it is snowing as I write, just to prove me wrong. The sky two days ago was a bright, hard blue with an unnusual number of vapour trails. Then a frost struck yesterday and – hey, presto, snow today.

It’s only the third time we’ve had snow in the four years we’ve been here and it causes great excitement amongst local children. Despite this it seems a rather benevolent type of snow as opposed to the UK snow we had in the north east. That came sideways up the street driven by the north wind and it only stopped when it hit a wall.

It’s getting chilly in my room now so I will stop and creep down into the warmth of the snug. There was a lot more going on but I’m up to my 1,000 words so will end my attempt at rounding up here. If you want to know more or need a quick catch-up you can click on the links to the right of the main web page and read back as far as our move!

Wishing you all a very good New Year, thank you for reading and know I appreciate all the comments and support very much.

Jennie.

Easing into Christmas as the solstice arrives

Well, it has been a rather frantic month here in sleepy, rural Tipperary. The autumn slipped by quietly, enlivened only by the mowing of the ever-rampant grass and some gathering of unexpected but most enjoyable apples from the new orchard. We entertained the idea we might potter along, easing into Christmas in a calm and restful way. Yeah, right. As we wanted to mark our 40th anniversary we planned the meal for our friends and a wonderful evening it was. Please see the previous entry for details – but it took us quite an effort to organize ourselves, having become unused to keeping to a timetable!

We wanted things to be perfect, if possible, so there was a lot of cleaning and polishing. Jacqui’s meal was a triumph but nothing that good is achieved without a great deal of work. We ended the month exhausted, taking a number of days to just stop and rest. And eat all the delicious leftovers of course. I even had Southern Comfort “tipsy” trifle for breakfast one day. A day when I was not driving, of course.

Then winter descended with a bang. Two fierce storms swept over with exceptionally high winds and torrential rain. We were fortunate there was no serious damage apart from a mass of branches from one of the old poplar trees. These broke off and landed across the path to the pond at the end of the wood. This is a tree marked for felling by our tree surgeon, Fergus, and we are glad most of it withstood the gales. Now we will go down and remove the debris after Christmas, drying it out and chopping it up for kindling.

We had a couple more visitors just afterwards. Julie, our friend who used to live in the cottage next door, was over from England. The dogs were very happy to see her and we had a nice talk, reminiscing on her time here. Then my niece, Polly, arrived on a long weekend. She flew into Shannon and we picked her up from the bus station in Limerick. This did nothing for my aversion of the town. The roads in were narrow and poorly signposted, the bus station was actually clagged on to the train station and parking was a nightmare. Add the fact the sun was shining in our eyes the whole way and you have a severe headache in the making.

Despite this we found one another in the station and a lovely weekend ensued. Realizing she needed some rest and comfort our youngest dog, Charlie, followed her around. He cuddled up next to her at every chance and slipped into her room to hold paws as she napped. He’s a natural therapy dog, so intuitive and a most calming presence. We visited the little Christmas market in the town one day and made a gingerbread house another. Jacqui baked the cakes, two loaves, and I showed Polly how to cut it into shape, ice the roof and add windows and doors.

I still have the little figures my mother used and it looked very festive. Some bits we pinned on with cocktail sticks to keep them in place until the icing set. Polly decided it looked as if Vikings were attacking it, a novel interpretation of the poor miniature band. As royal icing takes a lot of stirring I used Jacqui’s big mixer, to great effect. All went well until I tried to get the whisk out and turned it on with the cover open. Icing flew everywhere, including over me. We cleaned up but I’ve been finding odd splashes all over the kitchen for the last week. I suspect my mother would have laughed at the whole performance.

Jacqui has been quietly making Christmas puddings using the secret Mavis Finch recipe and we’ve been sampling them. They are, of course, excellent. She’s also baked the Christmas cake though we’re not allowed to sample that yet. As the pudding recipe was used by my grandmother and passed down to us we remember our families well at this time of year.

After several days recovering from all the driving to Shannon we were back on the road, off to bl#*dy Limerick again, this time for an eye appointment at the regional hospital. Each of these trips took four to five hours and the dogs were decidedly put out, especially as we decided to push on the next day and do all the shopping and errands in town the next day. After four shops in town, four stops to deliver “thank you” biscuits to the exceptionally helpful businesses and two supermarkets we are well and truly exhausted. But – we are finally home and are easing into Christmas at last.

It’s been a bit of a rollercoaster year and I’ll do an annual catch-up of the highlights in a couple of weeks. May I take this opportunity to wish you all a very Happy Christmas and send all good wishes for the New Year.

Thank you for reading and for your support this year. It means a great deal and I hope you will stay with me for 2025.

Now I must go out and try to get the lights up along the front hedge.

Jennie.

Forty Years on and a glance back in time

Forgive me if this episode is a bit late and a bit shorter than usual but we were up late and carousing on Saturday night. Sunday was our anniversary, forty years on from when Jacqui and I moved in together. It was not possible to have a formal ceremony then but we have always marked our union from December 1st, 1984. Saturday night we had a small celebration dinner with new friends in Ireland, another milestone for us as we continue to build our life here. It was a rather lovely evening with conversation around the table, some wine and prosecco and a fabulous buffet prepared by Jacqui. A good time was had by everyone, including the dogs, who behaved impeccably despite the multiple temptations around the room. We feel so lucky to have friends who will travel down dark country roads in miserable weather to help us remember and celebrate.

Whilst doing a bit of clearing up afterwards we remembered a night ten years ago, our thirtieth anniversary. We were still in Saltburn and our neighbours Mark and Sarah ran an occasional supper club. They put on a fabulous meal for us and we invited family and friends. It was dubbed the “155 year celebration” as our birthdays added up to 125, making 155 with the anniversary included. That was another memorable evening and Sarah even made a special surprise anniversary cake. Based on coconut and pineapple, I was a little dubious at first but it was one of the best cakes I’ve ever tasted, and beautifully decorated too.

The last forty years have been interesting, to say the least. We’ve lived in three different houses, had a number of different jobs and made many journeys across Europe, sometimes with friends or family but often just us. For over thirty years we enjoyed the freedom to travel across the continent by car, train and ferry. Neither of us like planes but the slower journeys were often as important as the time spent at our destination.

We drove to Greece – much to the horror of our parents -, took ferries down the Adriatic, drove to Verona to see the opera and traveled on Swiss trains through breathtaking mountains. We also encountered forest fires, thunderstorms, a pistol-wielding teenager in France and even a couple of earthquakes. A lot of adventures to look back over, forty years on. The saying goes “nostalgia’s not what it used to be” but hey – we’ve got the photographs.

One of the things we miss is that easy access to the continent, and not just because of the cheap wine by the box load or the excellent food. We were very fortunate to be able to roam freely for so long. Looking back, forty years on from our first day-trip to France (with bicycles!), there is a sense of sadness, for us and for all the young people who can’t do the same.

This was before the combined disasters of Brexit and Covid, of course. Together they changed our world, forcing us onto a new path. Now, from our home in Ireland, we know we are fortunate. We are able to work together to make a different life here and we are building something new and valuable for one another. Forty years on and still together, I think that’s a blessing indeed.

We are coming round to Christmas again (where does the time go?) and we are all blessed – we have homes, food, friends and safety. I try to send a little gift out this time of year to maybe help those who are not so lucky. This year I’m not making a calendar. Instead I have the wonderful “Animals in Paint and Poetry” calendar by Sheila Graber, an old friend and supremely talented artist. She has donated a large number of original drawings and paintings to charity over the years, runs regular fundraisers and all the proceeds go to her three charities. Have a look and maybe get one too.
https://www.facebook.com/SheilaGraberUK

It is said it takes a village to raise a child and our good friend Noel O’Reilly does just that. He began a small charity in Kenya, Lighthouse Children’s Home and this supports a family with a single mother, several disabled children, an amazing young girl and several recent arrivals, children who were orphaned and abandoned to fend for themselves. With support from a diverse group of individuals across several countries they have built a safe home, can grow their own food and all the young people are now in education and have the medication they need. You can read about this uplifting project here:
https://www.lighthousechildrenshome.co.uk/who-we-are

Finally, when shopping this month there will be bins for the food banks in the supermarkets. This is a sad time of year for many families and just something that costs a pound or a Euro can make a difference.

And now I must go and help finish the clearing up.

Thank you for reading.

Jennie.

Marching towards winter with some help from our friends

Met Eireann, the Irish weather centre, is warning of “an arctic front” in the next few days. This will be centred on the north and west but may move south too. Now, we are somewhat ambiguous here as we are in the midlands, more south than north and both west and east by different reckoning. Either way it is getting colder so we are marching towards winter, with help. After the flurry of maintenance last month we are looking to consolidate the outside work. Winter brings cold and the inevitable rain but it does stop the damn undergrowth from growing which is a major plus!

Andy came back last week, finished the orchard work and moved on to the wood. In there we cannot use the mower as the ground is still very rough and there are hundreds – literally hundreds – of stones. He used the new brush cutter and leveled all the weeds and undergrowth, trimming carefully around our new trees. We have a lot of bark from the logs that we gathered into bags over the year and this is now spread around the tree bases providing warmth, protection and feeding the soil in the winter. He has also cut back a bit further, clearing the way to the dead ash saplings. Hopefully there will be some clear weather this winter so we can remove them and open up a bit more of the wood ready for planting in winter 25/26.

We have to take some trees out as they are diseased, especially the ash, storm damaged, especially the shallow-rooted poplars, or have self-seeded and are too close to thrive, mainly sycamore. We are aware the wood is not just for us however. It is home to a variety of life and has its own eco system. The aim is to balance the need to replant and grow a healthy, hopefully attractive, wood with providing shelter and habitat for our co-residents so are progressing slowly and carefully.

About a third of the land is – and will remain – untouched. About half will be the wood, surrounded by the newly cut path. This will be controlled by careful mowing and weeding, but not anything resembling a lawn. Rustic field is what we are aiming for. The rest will be half wild with some cutting of brambles, thistles and the dreaded bindweed. That’s the plan anyway. We couldn’t manage it without the help of people like Andy, Fergus our tree surgeon and Donal whose amazing planting skills have transformed the wood and the new orchard this year. Fergus came back with Martin and they chopped and stacked the wood cut last winter in the lean-to so now we are well set up for winter. He did a walk around and there are a couple of trees that are leaning a bit too far so he will be back in a month or so.

Overall it has been a bit of a long march to winter, this last month. The wasps are finally gone – well, 99% of them. We had to give in and call Rentokill and they did two separate treatments. I’m working on the remaining 1% using a bottle trap. Put a sweet fizzy drink in an empty water bottle, lay it on its side near the nest and the wasps fly in and drown, or at least can’t get out again. This was the theory and it worked wonders last year with coca-cola. This year I gladly sacrificed can of “strawberry cider” we got as an experiment. Even the wasps won’t touch it. It’s called “Sotma” which my dyslexic brain misread as “Stoma”. I think my name is closer to the truth.

The removal of the wasps cleared the way for the cable installation and we have new wifi and a landline at last. This involves a lot of setting up and reprogramming our different devices but we’re plodding though that now. We are very happy with the improvements but are all looking forward to a few quiet days, especially the dogs. They have been bred as watch dogs for thousands of years and the flow of different people has been hard for them – and for us as their bark is both loud and continuous!

There are still things to do. In a house like this there always will be but we are now slowing down a bit and pacing ourselves. There was an added complication as the car needed some work last week and suddenly developed a different fault on the drive home. The garage, Slatterys in Puckane, were marvelous, collecting the car early the next morning and getting it back before breakfast the following day. All our planning for shopping and banking went out of the window however with extra workmen and no transport for a few days.

We realized how vulnerable we are to a breakdown out here so are mulling over possible solutions. A second car could be too expensive, both to buy and run. We have the mopeds but neither of us can drive them at present. Jacqui mooted the idea of a quad bike – could be fun but I’m not sure about the legal position on public roads. And this could also be quite pricey. There is no public transport alas and very few taxis in the area since Covid. We shall have to think it over during the winter. We are now considering a motorcycle and sidecar.

Well, with all these goings on we have had little time for other pursuits. Jacqui is starting to look at her painting again which is wonderful – looking at it and the art itself. I’ve been thinking about the new book and will settle to it soon. Bring on winter and the snow – we are ready!

Thank you for reading, keep warm and safe and I hope to see you again in a couple of weeks.

Jennie.

Sometimes things just seem to get harder

Sometimes things – all sorts of things – just seem to get harder as time goes by. I’m no spring chicken anymore so I expect some things to get more difficult. I’ve not really recovered from the falls last year – the concussion is fading at last but I have painful shoulders and spine still and restricted mobility for my arms. There’s a song by One Republic with the line, “For every broken bone I know I’ve lived” and I console myself with this sometimes!

What I didn’t expect was to find writing, something I used to enjoy and think I did pretty well, to get so very much harder. Some of this is probably to do with the huge hiatus in our lives. Covid and the lockdowns followed by uprooting ourselves from a home of 30 years were bound to have an impact. We were exhausted, adrift in a new country and feeling very much alone.

Setting up a new home and trying to sort out what was with us and what was lost, left behind or just plain stolen was emotionally exhausting too. Some losses were annoying – many of our tools, for example. A lot of our cooking utensils, pans and electrical items never appeared. Some things though leave a deep, sad space that cannot be filled. Jacqui packed up her studio and had a box – ready and labelled – of 11 years artwork. Sketchbooks, reference material, pictures and photographs that were the equivalent of the recipe books of all her artistic development. The loss is as raw now as it was then and has blocked her for all this time. Don’t get me wrong, I felt – and still feel – we made the right choice for us. But it was not an easy transition.

We began to settle in and get an idea of what this new life entailed. I’ve covered a lot of the changes and the different demands of living in such a rural location but there’s a lot of day to day stuff that is both necessary and time consuming. In some ways things seem to get harder despite the lovely setting, quiet and a calmer way of life. Writing, for me, needs a bit of a routine and I’ve not sorted one out yet. This is partly due to daily demands but, being honest, I can hide behind that sometimes. A lot of it is wondering why I should write. I have stories to tell, ideas I want to share, but whilst I might write them down I’m at a loss as to what I do then.

Impress, my publisher, was not perfect. In fact it was pretty awful, especially when taken over by Aelurus Publishing. After several years of no contact and no communication they went into administration and there was an unseemly tussle to save the rights to my own books. Fortunately a group of us got together and won our case but it left me with no publisher and little idea of what to do with the completed manuscripts I had ready to go. It has been dispiriting to be honest, especially as, like many writers, I’m not so good at publicity and marketing. Just before I left Saltburn I was told by an agent that no-one would touch an existing series and inferred I was too old to be of interest anyway. Needless to say I wouldn’t want them as my agent but it didn’t help much.

Despite all this I dug out a half-finished novel and did some heavy editing recently. I got to the point where I’d run aground and left it for a few weeks and slowly a little thread emerged, a way I can pick it up and move on. I’m exploring digital marketing through the Open University and I have some (faint but still possible) hope that a new book in a different genre might allow me to reset and move on. Watch this space!

On the homestead, we’ve been very lucky to have some excellent help from Andy who is tackling the hedges, margins and undergrowth around the property. Once it is all cut back we have a fighting chance of keeping it down, especially as Jacqui has found (and assembled) a proper brush cutter. We’ve had the water system serviced and tests taken to ensure it is has lower levels of nitrates, dangerous for us and especially for our dogs. We also need to ensure it is free from coliforms – and don’t get me started on agricultural run-off. The boiler was serviced earlier so we’re set up for the winter and now I think we might get our 5G cable fixed at last. After several calls, reminders and nagging the Rentakill man should be here tomorrow to remove the wasp nest. This should clear the way for the cable and maybe we will even have a landline. My, things are looking up.

Well, thank you for reading. I’ll let you know how it all goes and if the writing progresses may add a preview of the new book.

Take care, keep safe and hope to see you in a couple of weeks.

Adjusting to a very different country

In the UK there is, in some circles, the idea that Ireland is just “England with a funny accent”. Let me disabuse any reader of this idea. It is a very different country, though the accent can take a while to get used to. There is the weather, of course, though this is not as cold as the north-east of England. It is wetter – there’s a saying that it rains every day in Ireland. This is probably true but doesn’t mean it rains where you happen to be. The winds can be a bit fiercer too. I go out every morning in the storm season and check no trees have fallen, especially across the road. This happened once and we were out and cutting it up within an hour. That’s the responsibility of the landowner here.

There are far fewer people in the Republic. Counting up in the last census there are more people in London than in the whole country here, by a big margin. This makes for a different feel and social system, which contributes to the different country. Out in rural areas a neighbour “just over the road” is anyone within about 3 kilometers. We often see our neighbours striding along the road, rain or shine and with or without dogs. They stop and have a quick chat if we are out – one of the nice differences. Large swathes of the country are wild, farmland or inhabited very sparsely so simple things like shopping or posting a letter can take several hours. Adjusting to that has been difficult at times.

The eagle-eyed amongst you may have noticed I used kilometers, not miles, in the last paragraph. Well, Ireland has embraced the metric system with enthusiasm and all signs use metric measures, whether for speed limits or the weight of fish. Jacqui is a whiz at recalculating one from another, especially speed limits, which is a very handy skill. Somehow it seems jouneys should be faster than they are but actually it takes as long to to 100 kilometers in most of Ireland as it takes to do 100 miles in the UK. There are fewer motorways, very few dual carriageways and most roads out of town are barely wide enough for two cars to pass, let alone the huge amount of farm machinery around. Everything from driving habits to time calculations highlight this is a very different country.

There are traffic jams still – nothing changes that much – but they are normally caused by one of three things. Road works and hedgecutting cause a lot of delays. Then there is the moving of large herds of cows for milking. We’ve worked out when the afternoon herd is likely to be out and work around it now. A young man on a quad bike, who stops at every driveway to remove the rope barrier he’s put across on the way down, chivvies this group. Though ably assisted by two collie type dogs that keep the herd moving it takes about 20 minutes.

The final cause is the funeral procession. A cross between a tradition and an endurance sport, this is the transporting of the dead loved one to the church, at walking pace. The family and those attending the mass follow in solemn procession. Anyone on the pavements stops and bows their head in respect. Cars coming the other way often pull over and stop, sometimes with the drivers getting out to pay their respects. After the mass the whole ceremony is repeated as they wend their way to the local cemetery. The times and venues of funerals are broadcast on local FM stations daily. If heard it leaves you likely to actually know whose funeral it is. Like I said, the population is very small here.

There are a lot of really nice differences here. People are much more friendly, something that surprised me as I’m obviously English the moment I open my mouth. A second visit to a shop leaves you staggered to find they know and remember your name. There is space, there are some beautiful landscapes and the birds and wildlife are ever enchanting. The food quality is excellent too. We have the chance to grow our own fruit and vegetables, if the birds don’t get there first of course. On the down side there is no public transport, no infrastructure outside of the towns to speak of and the water quality tends to be rather suspect, mostly due to agricultural run-off. This is rather a sore political pint in the media and many communities at the moment.

Some delivery companies are excellent but there’s always the odd rogue who leaves stuff on the gatepost or even chucks the parcels over the hedge and drives off. We can’t do much about most of that but our water filtration system is working well and registered a clean bill of health in the latest tests for our house water. There are also the occasional rats, one of whom has managed to climb the pole – but hasn’t yet managed to get down to the bird feeder. Mabel, the feral cat, is still prowling at night and acts as a good deterrent.

Some things remain the same though, even in a very different country. I was in the wood and was shocked to see the new trees had lost their leaves. For a moment I thought they were all dying. Then I remembered it is autumn. Trees are supposed to lose their leaves and in fact do so quite lavishly in high winds. Just look at our choked up gutters… We are now shifting into winter mode with new and different tasks. Bringing in the logs twice a week, preferably between showers, is a regular. Chasing out mice and some of the spiders keeps me vigilant. Watching for burst pipes and water flooding running down from the farmer’s field is a constant worry. Despite that we are warm, safe and happy here and planning the next year – after Christmas obviously.

Thank you for reading and I hope you will join me in a few weeks.

Jennie.

Stormy days and unwanted visitors

It’s a dark and stormy day in Ireland, though not as bad as it seems to be in the UK. There have been a few brighter days recently however and we were able to get the mower out last weekend. The orchard was in real need of a trim as the weeds had one last growth spurt. Now we just keep snipping away, hoping to discourage them before next spring. The path around the wood has stayed quite clear, much to my surprise. There are some feral nettles and very vicious brambles that tend to grow out at head height. I’ve taken to carrying the shears on the mower and lopping off the growth as it tries to catch my face. I have been known to laugh as I cut them down. Rather satisfying actually. And in the wood the trees are just beginning to turn some lovely colours, especially the Japanese Cherry.

“Mount Fuji” flowering cherry

I must check our boundaries as yet more uninvited and unwanted visitors are taking up residence. I’m sure there’s a sign offering free board and lodging to all out there somewhere, though it wouldn’t necessarily influence the flies. They had a short rally in the warm interlude and redoubled their biting before the cold returns. A plethora of Crane flies (Daddy-long-legs to many of us) have appeared too. I’m not overly fond of them but don’t want to swat them either. They seem to be exceptionally dumb however. Most flies will make a dive for the door if it’s open but not the Crane flies. They drift around in the draught, then dive for the floor and huddle inside until they get caught in a spider’s web.

The most unwanted visitors are no longer the occasional rat however. When I opened the side gate to drive the mower through to the garden there was a frantic buzzing all around me. Looking up I saw a swarm of wasps – about fifty or so. I drove clear and stopped a safe distance away. The wasps milled around and then began to fly in and out of the corner of the roof. When they settled a bit I walked over and had a look. There’s a small gap around the gutter and a nest inside. It’s late in the season and they should start to die off soon but the nest is just where the new broadband cables need to go. We’ve had to postpone our installation, after waiting almost four years for a landline. I curse you, wasps!

We are both still recovering from the strange virus we picked up a few weeks ago so have had a quiet week. Next week should also be fairly calm and I’m looking forward to meeting some fellow Irish writers. The Irish chapter of the Society of Authors has reformed and is holding the first on-line meeting on Wednesday. I’m not sure how zoom meetings with a lot of participants work but I’m sure I’ll puzzle it out as it goes along. I hope to make some connections and maybe advice on the publishing landscape over here. I’ve started some writing again so hope to have some news later in the year.

Night time slurrying

There’s a frantic round of slurrying all around as the deadline for emptying all the tanks arrives at the end of September. This is despite the rain and often with double applications followed by very early cutting of the grass. It may explain the midnight slurrying too. As this is likely to impact on the water table we will be testing the well again. It’s almost a year since we had the new system installed and it is due a service and renewal of the filters in a few weeks. Depending on the test results we may need yet another filter in case of heavy pollution. There is a fierce debate going on at present over the run-off of agricultural waste into the water system, both ground water and rivers and lakes. The water in Ireland fails to meet basic standards over almost 85% of the country but farmers insist they need to slurry and add fertilizer above the current EU allowances. Whilst this argument continues many of us have to go to great lengths and considerable expense to ensure our water is safe.

And so to the rat. Cheeky little thing – he was out in broad daylight last week, trying to climb the pole in the garden. At the very top is a bird feeder of nuts, hung there so these unwanted visitors couldn’t get them. Chloe, the oldest of our dogs went out and circled the pole but he was long gone. The cameras have caught him trying to get to the bird feeder, without success so far. We now have a staunch ally in this battle – Mabel the cat is stalking him. She comes out at night and has identified his entry points. She’s getting bolder and even walks along the window sills and over the gate to reach the areas where he has been seen. We have high hopes the camera will show her dragging his little corpse off very soon.

We are not sure if Mabel is a farm cat or a feral but we’ve spotted her out in some inclement weather. Jacqui has plans to make a small shelter for her up on the wall – a covered platform at first and if she uses it we will add sides and some bedding. I’m not sure about putting food out as this will attract even more rats though she would probably deal with them I suppose.

It’s blowing up a storm outside with leaves and twigs flying around the garden. We are still relying on the satellite broadband, which can be patchy in poor weather so I’ll stop here while I still have a signal. Thank you for reading and I’ll be back in a couple of weeks, hopefully filled with ideas and enthusiasm for my new novel.

Take care, and see you then.

It’s that time of year again

I said last year that autumn comes early to Ireland and hey – it’s that time of year again. Actually it seems as if spring has just slipped past summer with barely a glance. It has been the coldest and wettest summer for nine years and we are already getting ready for winter. Still, there is one good thing about autumn here in Tipperary. Almost overnight the nasty, tiny biting flies are gone, or at least thinning out considerably. The fly season has been shorter this year, probably as they don’t like the rain so much, but they’ve made up for it by being much nastier when they do bite. Well, the cooler weather should put paid to the last of them.

Starlings

I think our swifts have gone now. For a week there was a cloud of them over the wood and garden each evening, swooping and calling as they gobbled up my nemesis. Go on swifts – eat your fill! I’ve always had a soft spot for them, especially after a week in Dubrovnic. This was before all the “Game of Thrones” stuff so the town was much less over run. Jacqui was presenting a paper at the International Centre and we booked a house inside the old town. It was up on the ramparts and the top room reached out over the street four floors below.

I spent part of each morning writing a diary and watching the town come to life, first our top few layers and then all the way down. As the sun rose above the buildings huge flocks of swifts flew through the narrow gaps between the houses, hundreds of them, shouting and skimming at seemingly impossible speeds around the corners. They were below our kitchen, in the narrow alleys. It was a wonderful sight. Our swifts bring back those memories of journeys past. The starlings have lined up on the wires too, heading off for somewhere warmer. Now it’s the time of year to welcome different birds into the garden.

Actually there’s a second up side to the time of year. The apples on the Katy tree are ripening fast and I go out each day to look for windfalls. They are absolutely delicious but don’t keep well for more than a few weeks so we are enjoying them now. I’m amazed we have had any fruit so soon after planting. I think that is down to Donal and the care he has taken in choosing and setting the trees. Another tree, James Grieves, has a couple of apples too. I never in my life thought we would be harvesting fruit from our own trees. I can’t wait for next year, to see what that brings.

Norwegian Maple

Out in the wood the new trees are doing well and we are now thinking about the next phase. It’s the time of year for clearing, cutting back and ordering trees for winter planting but also for enjoying the progress we have made. This year’s star is the little Norwegian Maple, now settling into its autumn coat. The leaves are turning a stunning deep red and this will be a wonderful centerpiece in a few years. Jacqui chose well, with trees giving colour through much of the year. Early blossom fades into green and silver leaves until autumn brings some welcome warmth with red and gold. Now we are thinking about a copper beech or two, a horse chestnut at the very back and (if we can get it) a Balsam Fir as an outdoor Christmas tree.

This is also the time of year when lots of relatively small jobs rear their heads. We have finally located a sweep who removed several years of soot from the stove chimney. A great relief, and the fire draws much better now. The boiler needs to be serviced – it’s suddenly going cold in the middle of a shower, which is not what you want on these cooler mornings. The wonderful “new” water system is also due new filters and a service as it has been in for a year now. All this takes a lot of organizing, especially as we are quite remote. Understandably workmen and engineers try to lump jobs together if possible so we are dependant on other (relatively) local people also needing these things done.

On a trip into town last week we spotted a bright yellow tray in an antique shop window. It was badly cracked and useless as a tray but there aren’t many artifacts emblazoned with “Finches”, complete with a picture of a bird.
After mulling it over for a few days I went in and bought it. I’m not sure what we are going to do with it – fix it to my study door maybe? Put it on display on a shelf? Still, we are very careful what we buy now and are moving much more stuff out than in so as the first impulse buy in over a year I don’t feel too bad about it.

Well, it’s getting cold up here and it’s the time of year when we need to consider running the heating for an hour or so if we are sitting for a while. Hoping you are all healthy and keeping well. Thank you for reading.

Jennie.

Happiness is a working mower and baby swifts

After a rather fraught few weeks it is nice to have some better news to share with you. Our big problem recently is the breakdown of the ride-on mower. This may seem like an indulgence but with the area we have it makes keeping it in order just about possible. My shoulders are not yet healed and Jacqui is still recovering from various ills making anything too physical almost impossible. The mower stopped working a month ago, throwing out black and then white smoke and coughing before dying completely. The determined and talented Andy worked through possible solutions, from dirty plugs to a choked carburetor. Despite new parts and lots of cleaning it still refused to run. Then we tried draining the fuel tank and adding all new petrol. Like a miracle it worked and we had a working mower again!

Andy says he’s had a number of calls about similar problems and it may well be down to the new “green” addition to petrol. Bio fuel, even at 10%, can attack rubber so hoses and seals rot away, break down and pollute the engine. Certainly the seals and hoses on our machine showed significant breakdown. Well, the weather finally cleared and we spent a happy couple of days pushing back against the weeds, brambles and long grasses that threatened all our recent progress. Happiness is indeed a working mower!

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As some rather nasty storms swept in last week we needed to get a bit more wood from the store. We’ve been very quiet and slow if we needed to go into that end of the lean-to as we didn’t want to disturb the swifts nesting there. The growing pile of guano on the floor indicated there were still birds there though we hadn’t actually seen them. This time however I glanced up and was startled to see three little heads poking over the edge. Baby swifts! We have baby swifts. They weren’t in the least scared by our activities, just watching us. It is getting late in the season now and the swifts are already lining up on the wires ready for the flight to the sun. They are not massing yet but we are worried our little family may be too late or too young. I’ll let you know if they get away safely.

The animal rescue mission continues, this time with newts. Our friend Noel found the first one whilst working on the raised bed. Since then I’ve seen several more and late last night I spotted one lying on a flagstone in the back garden. It looked as if the dogs had stepped on it but I managed to pick it up. It flopped over onto its back when I put it down in a small pile of greenery so I turned it over but it was limp and still. I fetched some water and trickled it over the newt and the greenery hoping it might help, then got the dogs in. Just a few minutes later it was gone – newts can play possum, I think.

One less welcome arrival is a rat – or possibly several rats – appearing from the field at the back. We were alerted to them by Charlie, who has taken up a position by the back door, alert and barking as soon as they appear. I moved one of the trail cameras and have pictures of it clambering down the wall late at night. Then Mabel, the feral/farm cat, appeared and the rats, very wisely, stayed away. I hope that between them Charlie and Mabel will persuade them to move on somewhere else. I don’t think Charlie has met Mabel properly but he is familiar with cats. We had cats with all our Tibetan dogs in Saltburn and they always got on very well.

Elver Man note

Now, a bit of writing news. I’ve always fretted over the ending of “Death of the Elver Man”, my first novel. I reached the end and realised I had no idea how to finish it off. Well, fourteen years later I have produced a new final paragraph and this will be in the new edition when it is republished. However, this seems a bit unfair to all my loyal readers who have already bought the book so if you are one of them and would like to see this ending please email me at jennie@jenniefinch.me.uk and I will send you an e-copy. You just have to promise not to share it with anyone else please!

Well, that’s about all for this episode. Thank you for reading and I will be back in a couple of weeks.